Heartstring Hero Gifts

Family Feeling

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

Jerry Lordan

Musical genres

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

No Bruch!

My Violinist Valentine

"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Heart Health Levels

Coastguard

"Cardiac day patients?"

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

The Invention of Country Music.

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"

"Highlighting your Bible doesn't make you more spiritual than anyone else."

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

"Look, I got a good grade because I worked hard. It's like riding a bike...stay in your seat, keep moving forward and you'll reach your goal. Unless you hit a lipstick case dropped in the middle of the road."

"I knew I should never have left you in charge of the rubber bands!"

Rapunzel on prom night.

Help - "What's in it for me?"

'I've stood by you through thick and thin.'

Georgiy Sviridov