Heartstring Hero Gifts

Family Feeling

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Musical genres

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Jerry Lordan

Your heart is doing well with the pig valve we put in. Now, what was your question?

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

No Bruch!

My Violinist Valentine

"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Coastguard

Heart Health Levels

"Cardiac day patients?"

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

The Invention of Country Music.

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"

"I knew I should never have left you in charge of the rubber bands!"

"Highlighting your Bible doesn't make you more spiritual than anyone else."

"Look, I got a good grade because I worked hard. It's like riding a bike...stay in your seat, keep moving forward and you'll reach your goal. Unless you hit a lipstick case dropped in the middle of the road."

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

Rapunzel on prom night.

Help - "What's in it for me?"

Georgiy Sviridov