Heartstring Player Gifts

My Violinist Valentine

Impressing dad.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

No Elgar!

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Occupational Hazards.

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

Team Cello

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

The dream works when the team works!

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

Family Feeling

Violin Rehearsal

"The estranged string trio."

A bow eating 'Rosin Bran'

"Yeah, that's right...ignore me, pal! You don't want an instrument of my excellence and awesomeness that would instantly make you a chick magnet and the envy of all your friends!..."

The violin lesson

The Secret Life of Pugs

Spinning violinist

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

'Of course we're not going to experiment on you. We needed another hand for our bridge game.'

Ceilidh Minogue.

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

Cellist wearing face mask.

"Hey, that's a cat trick."

String Quartet Vending Machine

Twang! This new stuff is okay, but I prefer classic rock music.

Viola jokes are not always suitable chat up lines.

"No, actually the viola is played more like this."

Cellist on Mars

'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'

Cellist has accidentally poked out the eyes of all his fellow band members.