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Romantic Comet

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

Scientist seen on loch.

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Lovers swimming underwater

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'Roger, I think we need to talk about your trouble with intimacy.'

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

Chess on TV

"You will not gain any sympathy from this court by offering to give one-tenth of your haul to the Church."

'She saw right through me.'

'I didn't know our relationship was SUPPOSED to be going anywhere.'

"I suppose it should be enough that I heard it."

Bike Romance

'Well, doc, I just can't escape this feeling that everyone's in a happy vrelationship, except me. Doc?'

"I've half a mind to protest."

'You are daydreaming all the time. When are you going to mature?'

Do Not Laugh At The Bears.

Man advertises his Deli at a televised protest.

"your dad doesn't trust me does he?"

'It will never work - there's too much difference in our metamorphosis.'

Wang Yangming opens a heart.

Hello- I'm a Wreck.

The Star Gazer

"See anything you fancy?"

"Okay, we've been watching him for two hours, now what?"

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

Opposites Attract: HisHers.

"You have an anti-addiction...everyone just hates you!"

"Looking at all the stars in the sky makes me feel cosmically mindful—all my earthly concerns meaningless in the breadth of what I now witness. I’d have a better view if the Lewises would cut down those useless pine trees... Curious if those damn things are on my property. I’ll call the town surveyor in the morning and see if I can get those stupid trees removed. I hate having neighbors..."

"Well, after we talked last summer, you never called me. I figured you lost interest."