Romantic Observer T-Shirts

'I didn't know our relationship was SUPPOSED to be going anywhere.'

"The sun is setting earlier today."

"I've maximized the ability to notice even the tinniest change in a lady's appearance."

"your dad doesn't trust me does he?"

'It will never work - there's too much difference in our metamorphosis.'

Opposites Attract: HisHers.

"Dude, she has a boyfriend...and I have class. I'd never steal a guy's girl."

"See anything you fancy?"

Bear Costume

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

Cosmonaut

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

Astronaut love

Romantic Tree Carving

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

The Loving Couple

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Single men in Tahiti

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

Mate Mart

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

Perfect Match