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'Where do I go to forget about men?'

'Frankly, don't bother fighting over me: I don't fancy either of you...'

Love Birds love just being together

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Unmanned drones.

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

Single men in Tahiti

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

'In order to be the king's permanent wine taster, you only have to be able to do 3 things: drink, swallow...and live.'

"If I could choose any age I'd be forty-two again. You were hot when I was forty-two."

'I didn't know our relationship was SUPPOSED to be going anywhere.'

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

"You're grinding your teeth again."

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

Man asking lady if she cares for him

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

Lulu's Dating Service: Special! Adult summer camp...Dining, dancing & long walks on the beach.

"Believe me, Alice, you didn't miss a thing. It wasn't even a party—it was a positioning event."

'Was it good for you, babe?'

"See anything you fancy?"

"I've been to all his weddings."

'Now that's an afro!'

'Yes, I need to move: I'm starting to have a reputation on the bachelor scene here...'

'It will never work - there's too much difference in our metamorphosis.'

"I could see my mating dance had caught her eye, so I put more energy into it, but I ended up sweaty and out of breath: she lost interest then. . ."

"your dad doesn't trust me does he?"

Tunnel of Like.

Sex shop

Traumatized by the event, Goldilocks was never able to have a relationship with a hairy man: 'EEK!': 'This is my last blind date!'

'This year I'm celebrating Valentines Day by myself, I have to economize.'

"Doc, I'm secretly worried if you improve my girlfriend's vision prescription she'll dump me when she gets her new glasses!"