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10 years of war in Syria

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Prejudice/Empathy

'Anorak anoraks'.

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Scientist seen on loch.

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"I feel your pain...At home in Europe I also work 14 hours a day in my factory..."

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

Chess on TV

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"Officer, I'd like to report... a sexual assault. I was at a part, this guy... he attacked me."

"You will not gain any sympathy from this court by offering to give one-tenth of your haul to the Church."

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

'I'm going to put you in touch with reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"I wonder where they nest..."

Immigrating to the City

"Luckily the days are long gone when we just labeled people as "mad"'

'Let's arbitrate.'

"I suppose it should be enough that I heard it."

Iraq War inquiry denied secret Bush-Blair documents.

This week we've explored what might happen if there were a military draft. Hear what I say: How many soldiers died today? Now back to our regular programming. My iPad's shiny. My oil stocks are soaring.

'It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and tease another girl until she develops an eating disorder.'

Minimalism exhibition...

"Please do not feed the animals." "Please do not eat the people."

'I simply don't know what I'd do with mother, if it wasn't for the squatters!'

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."