Heartfelt Analyst T-Shirts

"Well, after we talked last summer, you never called me. I figured you lost interest."

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

US and the EU

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

Words of Love

Romantic Glass Blower

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

Lovers swimming underwater

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

Deconstructionist girlfriend

The Human Condition

'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

Romances

'She saw right through me.'

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

'My advice to a first year teacher is to teach from the heart, not only from the book.'

'Ok, you can stay, but that emotional baggage has gotta go!'

Valentines

'Well, doc, I just can't escape this feeling that everyone's in a happy vrelationship, except me. Doc?'

Bike Romance

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

The Relentlessly Jovial & Obnoxious Sales-People.

Second dates are trickier. They ask the same questions as on the first date, looking for inconsistencies.

Do It.

"Hitting me on the head with your club and dragging me by my hair back to the cave is not my idea of seduction."

"Sorry, but she says she's not interested. She just wants to play the field."

'You are daydreaming all the time. When are you going to mature?'

Wang Yangming opens a heart.