Heartbreak Veteran Prints

"Recently separated."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Blues artis's daily list

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"We can deal with many heart related issues apart from 'a heart torn asunder by the meretricious behavior of a mendacious lover.'"

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

"And the person who made all those promises, this man you loved, trusted and ran away with, who subsequently stole your life savings and then abandoned you... is he in the courtroom today?"

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'

'I can't take much more of the happiness treadmill.'

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'

'How long have you two been married?'

"Oh no! You, again?"

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

The Invention of Country Music.

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?"

Mr. Chester's diplomacy

'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."

"I figured, better the devil you know."

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"

"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid."

'I'd like to sample your house wine...Hmm, do you have something that stains a little better?'