Heartbreak Healers Prints

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

Man with broken leg in cast.

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

"His wife and family will decide on the course of treatment, but, as his ex, feel free to open up a few old wounds."

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

"We can deal with many heart related issues apart from 'a heart torn asunder by the meretricious behavior of a mendacious lover.'"

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

A man sews broken hearts back together.

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

Broken Heart

It would be so great if, just once, someone didn't waltz in here complaining about something. Emergency.

"Oh no! You, again?"

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

A woman repairs a broken heart.

Psychiatry visit.

"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?"

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

Mr. Chester's diplomacy

"I'm afraid antibiotics aren't of much use for a broken heart!"

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

'It feels great now, but you will see when it's pulled out.'