Heartbreak Healers Pillows

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

Man with broken leg in cast.

"We can deal with many heart related issues apart from 'a heart torn asunder by the meretricious behavior of a mendacious lover.'"

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"His wife and family will decide on the course of treatment, but, as his ex, feel free to open up a few old wounds."

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

A man sews broken hearts back together.

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

"Oh no! You, again?"

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

Broken Heart

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"I'm afraid antibiotics aren't of much use for a broken heart!"

Mr. Chester's diplomacy

Psychiatry visit.

"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?"

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

A woman repairs a broken heart.

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid."

"Don't cry over her. There will be plenty of fish out of the sea."