Heartbreak Recovery Prints

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Self-esteem room

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"We can deal with many heart related issues apart from 'a heart torn asunder by the meretricious behavior of a mendacious lover.'"

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

A man sews broken hearts back together.

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"Oh no! You, again?"

'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

'You sounded better yesterday.'

"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

A woman buries her broken heart

"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?"

Mr. Chester's diplomacy

'Well, if you really want to know...you will meet a short, pale and ugly man...'

Psychiatry visit.

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

"This is Miss Jones, Doctor - I want you to cheer her up. She's been through hell recently."