'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'
Heartbreak Hero Prints
Choose inspiring prints for your heartbreak hero, featuring creative designs that turn pain into hope and remind them of their strength and healing journey.
"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"
Broken-hearted young man placing an advertisement in the paper.
The Invention of Country Music.
Angry heart.
A man cries over the arrow through his heart.
"Just when I thought I was almost over my boyfriend breaking up with me...I ran out of ice cream!"
We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.
"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."
"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."
Saving a Heart
Blues artis's daily list
"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."
'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.
Your heart is doing well with the pig valve we put in. Now, what was your question?
"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "
"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"
"We can deal with many heart related issues apart from 'a heart torn asunder by the meretricious behavior of a mendacious lover.'"
'I drank 10 pints of rum.'
"Let's text her, she'd like that."
"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."
Family Feeling
"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."
"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."
'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'
"Oh no! You, again?"
"Men just won't leave me alone!"
'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'
'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'
I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.
Mr. Chester's diplomacy
"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?"
'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'
'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'
"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'
Heartbreak Hero Prints Collection
Heartbreak Hero Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for heartbreak heroes—perfect for turning every coffee break into a moment of humor and hope.
Heartbreak Hero Pillows
Relax your heartbreak hero with pillows that combine comfort and humor, helping them find strength and solace at home.
Heartbreak Hero T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that speak to your heartbreak hero’s resilience, blending wit and empathy in every stylish detail.