Heart Specialist Pillows

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

Cardiologists make heart-earned money.

'I'm a cardiologist with a child in third grade art class. What can I say?'

"I'm the hospital's cardiologists. The tests are conclusive. You do wear your heart on your sleeve."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

"I stand corrected."

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'As a matter of fact, I have the heart of a 30-year-old woman.'

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?'

Your heart is doing well with the pig valve we put in. Now, what was your question?

Medical Examinations.

'I believe we got your blood pressure back up to normal.'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'