Heart-on-sleeve Shopper Gifts

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

How would Madam like to pay?

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

Mom & Pop Grocerette

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

Trying on boots

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'I braved the Boxing Day sales just for you, dear.'

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

Shopping Trips

"My husband's suing me for mall practice."

Winter Sale

Eulogy: I shopped Til I Dropped

'SHOP!!!'

Television and Christmas Sales

Ladies Lingerie.

"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."

"We can do something for your cholesterol. . . but not much for 'a heart torn asunder by the torment of unrequited love'."