Heart Melter Pillows

His vibrato could melt the coldest hearts

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'Maths is fun!'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

Love.

The Gong

Broken Heart

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."

Lesbian Couple

'Look after your feet, always wear a prophylactic and never travel faster than 300mph on water!' SAGE WORDS FROM SIR DONALD CAMPBELL!

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

Make a Wish

'I'll need the large blade on this lawyer...I'm performing a radical crapendectomy.'

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

'...but according to your DNA, you'd be much better at smelting.'

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

Her tears flowed like wine.

Dr Dinaram Cardiology: Hurt Feelings and Broken Hearts

Would you mind if I hung round your backside for a while?

Male Voice Choir: Tenor, Baritone and Bass

'Now relax and imagine your body slowly melting into the ground.'

A woman's dog brings her a valentine.

"I'm not sure we can do anything for a broken heart."

"Don't worry dear. I won't spoil her anymore than you can afford."

It's our editorial opinion that you DESERVE a very Merry Christmas.

Heartbreak

'Eat in moderation. Drink in moderation. Be merry all you want.'

Juggling hearts

Blacksmith heart