Heart Melter Pillows

His vibrato could melt the coldest hearts

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'Maths is fun!'

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

Broken Heart

The Gong

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

Love.

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."

Lesbian Couple

'Look after your feet, always wear a prophylactic and never travel faster than 300mph on water!' SAGE WORDS FROM SIR DONALD CAMPBELL!

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

'...but according to your DNA, you'd be much better at smelting.'

'I'll need the large blade on this lawyer...I'm performing a radical crapendectomy.'

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

Make a Wish

Dr Dinaram Cardiology: Hurt Feelings and Broken Hearts

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

Her tears flowed like wine.

Would you mind if I hung round your backside for a while?

Male Voice Choir: Tenor, Baritone and Bass

'Now relax and imagine your body slowly melting into the ground.'

"I'm not sure we can do anything for a broken heart."

It's our editorial opinion that you DESERVE a very Merry Christmas.

"Don't worry dear. I won't spoil her anymore than you can afford."

A woman's dog brings her a valentine.

Heartbreak

'Eat in moderation. Drink in moderation. Be merry all you want.'

Blacksmith heart

Juggling hearts

"I think this calls for a number 3 rake."