Memory Melters Club Pillows

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

My First Camera

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

Cereal Tasting.

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

Origins of a family tradition.

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'Pictures of your family?'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

"They grow up so fast."

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

Just Married!

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

'Some mothers and daughters rehash the event. . . we re-pie and re-whipped cream.'