Healthy Living Resolution Pillows

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Exercise Class

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Secretive Weigh In.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

Exercising

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

Witch has Exorcise Video.

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Olive Oil

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Heart Health Levels

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!'

Work Out.

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

'You're perfectly fit and healthy...but at your age...seriously, what's the point?'

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

Proponent of good diet and vigorous exercise - Mr. Tramp does admit to an occasional sweet...

'Chins up.'