Healthy Living Resolution Pillows

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Secretive Weigh In.

Exercise Class

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Exercising

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Witch has Exorcise Video.

Olive Oil

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Heart Health Levels

'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!'

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

Work Out.

'You're perfectly fit and healthy...but at your age...seriously, what's the point?'

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

Proponent of good diet and vigorous exercise - Mr. Tramp does admit to an occasional sweet...

'I know dieting requires a change of lifestyle, Helen, but this is ridiculous!'

'You're eating all the wrong food.'