Setting Resolutions Pillows

New Years Resolutions.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

If it makes you fell any better, I had to make seven New Year's resolutions, and I'm sure I'll break every last one. Ice cream.

"Spring is in the air but it's December in my ABS."

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

New Years Reolutions

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

Wild Animal Park. How are the animals doing with their new year's resolutions? Good! The gazelle is trying to slow down and enjoy life, and the sloth is exercising more! What's the goat's resolution? To be more careful about what he eats? No, he just wants to spend more time with the kids this year. I heard the doe made a resolution to save some money. You misunderstood, Ernie. She didn't make any resolutions for herself. Her goal this year is to convince the male members of her specie

D I E T F We said we'd stick together this time, but we really knew it would only last a day or two.

"...For new year, I'm going to stop watching so much sport..."

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

"THIS YEAR I'M GOING TO GET IN SHAPE."

"This year I'm getting in shape."

"This year I'm going to lose weight!"

"I'm really serious about exercising. Last year I only went to the gym twice, once to join and once to renew."

2010 Calendar.

"I'm starting my diet today."

"I made a new year's resolution to eat spinach. If I can't stand it, I'll give it up for Lent."

"A little bit less television, a little bit more books on tape. What's your New Year's resolution?

'So much for the New Year resolution...'

'I know I promised to get off my backside and take up a sort once the Olympics had finished - but it ain't over yet!'

"Oh well. . . another New Year's resolution shot!"

Underneath an overweight.

'Every year, I make a New Year's resolution, but I never stick to it, and it's embarrassing when people ask me about it...this year I'm just going to lie through my teeth when people ask.'

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'