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New Years Resolutions.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

"Spring is in the air but it's December in my ABS."

New Years Reolutions

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

"...For new year, I'm going to stop watching so much sport..."

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

"THIS YEAR I'M GOING TO GET IN SHAPE."

"This year I'm going to lose weight!"

"I'm really serious about exercising. Last year I only went to the gym twice, once to join and once to renew."

2010 Calendar.

"I'm starting my diet today."

"A little bit less television, a little bit more books on tape. What's your New Year's resolution?

"I made a new year's resolution to eat spinach. If I can't stand it, I'll give it up for Lent."

'So much for the New Year resolution...'

"My resolution this year is to not take myself so serious."

I made a resolution to have a more positive attitude, but god knows how long that's gonna last...

"Oh well. . . another New Year's resolution shot!"

'Every year, I make a New Year's resolution, but I never stick to it, and it's embarrassing when people ask me about it...this year I'm just going to lie through my teeth when people ask.'

'I know I promised to get off my backside and take up a sort once the Olympics had finished - but it ain't over yet!'

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'