Making Resolutions T-Shirts

My new year's resolution is to stop putting my foot in my mouth all the time

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"It's all a matter of planning...."

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Mediation Process

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

"Spring is in the air but it's December in my ABS."

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

"...For new year, I'm going to stop watching so much sport..."

Wild Animal Park. How are the animals doing with their new year's resolutions? Good! The gazelle is trying to slow down and enjoy life, and the sloth is exercising more! What's the goat's resolution? To be more careful about what he eats? No, he just wants to spend more time with the kids this year. I heard the doe made a resolution to save some money. You misunderstood, Ernie. She didn't make any resolutions for herself. Her goal this year is to convince the male members of her specie

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"

D I E T F We said we'd stick together this time, but we really knew it would only last a day or two.

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I'm here to sign up for a membership since the muscle shirt didn't work.'

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

"This year I'm going to lose weight!"

"This year I'm getting in shape."

"THIS YEAR I'M GOING TO GET IN SHAPE."

Gym Resolutions

"I'm really serious about exercising. Last year I only went to the gym twice, once to join and once to renew."

2010 Calendar.

"I'm starting my diet today."

"If only he made goals all of the time instead of just at the beginning of the year."

"I made a new year's resolution to eat spinach. If I can't stand it, I'll give it up for Lent."

"A little bit less television, a little bit more books on tape. What's your New Year's resolution?

Underneath an overweight.