Healthy Lifestyle Change Pillows

'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Secretive Weigh In.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Exercise Class

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

Exercising

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

Olive Oil

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Witch has Exorcise Video.

"If you follow my orders and break those bad habits, you'll be in as good a shape as you've never been."

Heart Health Levels

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

Life coach faces the Grim Reaper