Healthcare Whistleblowers Gifts

'You don't need to worry about your records being sold to the highest bidder...they'll bugger it and sell them off cheap!'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

'Where's the petty cash?'... 'It's in the box marked Pension Fund.'

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

Bribery and Corruption.

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

"Rumours of a crisis in the NHS are groundless...Spending is up by 2%, management ratios down by 62%..."

"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."

NHS targets

'So if you DO break up which of you will be keeping the untreated patients and bankrupt hospitals?'

"We tried every fix the insurance companies allow but it still won't fly!"

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

USA 2030

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

"That's too big a pill for me to swallow, Harold!"

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

Playing doctor: 'This time I get to play the HMO bureaucrat who decides if you live or die.'

"You know how to whistle don't you Steve, you just put your lips together and blow. . . but I wouldn't recommend it."