Healthcare Mandate Maven Gifts

To the Barricades

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Apples for sale

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"#Win!"

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"I keep on getting these feelings of love, peace and empathy..."

Direct Marketing...

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

Trade Show Sherpas

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'