Healthcare It Specialist Pillows

Medical Data Base of Useful Information, 5K. Medical Data base of useless information, 500,000,000 MB.

'I'm counting on you to explain to your parents how to view the e-updates on the healthcare plan.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

Out and In.

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

The Googler

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'Can our software do that?'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Mac OS 20

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Gadget geek.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."