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"In hospital I received ten 'get well soon' cards...from the nurses."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

'I apologize, Mr. Wilson, that scream wasn't very professional of me. . . But that IS one ugly growth on your chest!'

Prostate Exam Second Opinion

'I'm sending you to see another doctor, he's a specialist in hyperchondria.'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

Orthopaedist

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

"I'm having you fitted with a monitoring device that will help reduce blood glucose during meals by automatically signaling the brain to reduce food absorption. It's called a belt."

'What seems to be the problem?' - 'I've got bubonic plague.' - 'Okay... so what symptoms do you have?' - 'Well, I feel chilly and I had a muscle cramp. They're both symptoms of plague.' - 'I hate Wikipedia.' - 'It says here that you should prescribe...'

Lazy Doctor

'Now, don't panic, but I'd like you to take off all your clothes so we can burn them.'

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"

Golf cart in the hospital.

'I feel just like a newborn baby. . . Yes, no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

'For Valentine's Day!'

"Our operators are all busy. You are second in the queue."

"If it wasn't for my Hippocratic oath, you'd be dead by now."

"Now where was I?"

Hospital Gift Shop

"The 'intervention' got out of hand."

"You can have a local anesthetic or imported."

"Can we cut down his tranquilisers please?"

"Doctor, I've got double vision...!"

'What do we do in a case like this? -- He's sick because he swallowed his insurance card.'

'Second opinion? Come back tomorrow, I will probably have changed my mind by then...'

Well, it's a heck of a time to demand a second opinion.