Health Topic Debater Pillows

"My Mother's Ingrown Toenail" a saga in three parts, hour one.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

Profits for Big Pharma

US bishops given contraception lifeline.

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

'I'm holding firm against any government health plan.'

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.'

"I'm trying to determine if the aches and pains are from an injury or just my new normal."

Vaping cigarette

'In order for the new Health Care Bill to pass, we'll need to remove the option of Health and Care, and give taxpayers the bill.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"The new lockdown guidelines are that up to ten people can go to funerals and ten thousand to demonstrations."

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

Warning: Birth control pills carry a history of heart attack or stroke....

"You're right, Obamacare doesn't cover everything."

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

"A terminal illness? That's seen as a weakness in my business."

'Take two aspirins and call Obama in the morning!'

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

Be Right There

"The budget wouldn't stretch to a gastric band."

I've got Extreme Partisanship Syndrome? Is there such a thing? It's going around. It's acute anxiety caused by someone one the other side of the aisle. Feels like a heart attack. Absurd. That's what the right wing says about universal health care. Universal care is absurd?! I rest my case. Heart seizing! Can't ... breathe ...

"You first."

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

The Republican View of Healthcare

An eye doctor tests a patient's eyesight by having him read an eye chart that starts with "Fight Socialized Healthcare...".

"I'd offer you a tissue, but I'm afraid your insurance won't cover it."

'No, I'm not the famous heart surgeon, but I charge exactly what he charges...'

Anti-Vaxxers aren't stupid. They just need to be convinced!