Health Topic Debater Prints

"My Mother's Ingrown Toenail" a saga in three parts, hour one.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

Profits for Big Pharma

US bishops given contraception lifeline.

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

'I'm holding firm against any government health plan.'

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.'

'In order for the new Health Care Bill to pass, we'll need to remove the option of Health and Care, and give taxpayers the bill.'

"I'm trying to determine if the aches and pains are from an injury or just my new normal."

Vaping cigarette

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Warning: Birth control pills carry a history of heart attack or stroke....

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

"The new lockdown guidelines are that up to ten people can go to funerals and ten thousand to demonstrations."

"A terminal illness? That's seen as a weakness in my business."

Quack Medicine

"You first."

'Take two aspirins and call Obama in the morning!'

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

"The budget wouldn't stretch to a gastric band."

Anti-Vaxxers aren't stupid. They just need to be convinced!

The devolution of the NHS

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

An eye doctor tests a patient's eyesight by having him read an eye chart that starts with "Fight Socialized Healthcare...".

'No, I'm not the famous heart surgeon, but I charge exactly what he charges...'