Health Care Debater Prints

When emergency services privatise: sign reads 'Have your accident here for immediate and courteous attention.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

An Arm and a Leg.

Profits for Big Pharma

US bishops given contraception lifeline.

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

'I'm holding firm against any government health plan.'

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'In order for the new Health Care Bill to pass, we'll need to remove the option of Health and Care, and give taxpayers the bill.'

Vaping cigarette

"It seems all doctors agree with you, but I'd still like to get a 15th opinion."

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

"The new lockdown guidelines are that up to ten people can go to funerals and ten thousand to demonstrations."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're right, Obamacare doesn't cover everything."

Warning: Birth control pills carry a history of heart attack or stroke....

"A terminal illness? That's seen as a weakness in my business."

'Take two aspirins and call Obama in the morning!'

Anti-Vaxxers aren't stupid. They just need to be convinced!

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

Be Right There

"The budget wouldn't stretch to a gastric band."

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

Quack Medicine

I've got Extreme Partisanship Syndrome? Is there such a thing? It's going around. It's acute anxiety caused by someone one the other side of the aisle. Feels like a heart attack. Absurd. That's what the right wing says about universal health care. Universal care is absurd?! I rest my case. Heart seizing! Can't ... breathe ...

The Republican View of Healthcare

'No, I'm not the famous heart surgeon, but I charge exactly what he charges...'

An eye doctor tests a patient's eyesight by having him read an eye chart that starts with "Fight Socialized Healthcare...".

"You first."