Health Care Debater Prints

When emergency services privatise: sign reads 'Have your accident here for immediate and courteous attention.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

An Arm and a Leg.

Profits for Big Pharma

US bishops given contraception lifeline.

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

'I'm holding firm against any government health plan.'

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

Vaping cigarette

'In order for the new Health Care Bill to pass, we'll need to remove the option of Health and Care, and give taxpayers the bill.'

"The new lockdown guidelines are that up to ten people can go to funerals and ten thousand to demonstrations."

Warning: Birth control pills carry a history of heart attack or stroke....

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"It seems all doctors agree with you, but I'd still like to get a 15th opinion."

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

"A terminal illness? That's seen as a weakness in my business."

"The budget wouldn't stretch to a gastric band."

Anti-Vaxxers aren't stupid. They just need to be convinced!

"You first."

'Take two aspirins and call Obama in the morning!'

'The Doctor will see you now...'

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

'No, I'm not the famous heart surgeon, but I charge exactly what he charges...'

An eye doctor tests a patient's eyesight by having him read an eye chart that starts with "Fight Socialized Healthcare...".

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'