Public Health Debater Pillows

Come smoke with us!

Miss-Information: "I'm not planning on being vaccinated. . . People should have the right to catch covid and die!"

"The new lockdown guidelines are that up to ten people can go to funerals and ten thousand to demonstrations."

"Our neighbor said that the government's regulations regarding social distancing are tyranny. Freedom or death he said. . ."

The Government's anti-corona measures are tyranny! Don't listen to them! Choose freedom and follow me!!

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

US bishops given contraception lifeline.

Profits for Big Pharma

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

Confined by Coronavirus

'I'm holding firm against any government health plan.'

VACCINATION REFUSAL

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.'

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'In order for the new Health Care Bill to pass, we'll need to remove the option of Health and Care, and give taxpayers the bill.'

Vaping cigarette

"You're right, Obamacare doesn't cover everything."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Warning: Birth control pills carry a history of heart attack or stroke....

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

The Visitor

"A terminal illness? That's seen as a weakness in my business."

"You first."

An eye doctor tests a patient's eyesight by having him read an eye chart that starts with "Fight Socialized Healthcare...".

"The budget wouldn't stretch to a gastric band."

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

'No, I'm not the famous heart surgeon, but I charge exactly what he charges...'

'Take two aspirins and call Obama in the morning!'

Quack Medicine

I've got Extreme Partisanship Syndrome? Is there such a thing? It's going around. It's acute anxiety caused by someone one the other side of the aisle. Feels like a heart attack. Absurd. That's what the right wing says about universal health care. Universal care is absurd?! I rest my case. Heart seizing! Can't ... breathe ...