Health Tips Collector Pillows

'Drink a pint of water every two hours, and stay in bed for a week.'

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

Stop smoking,instantly.

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

'I want to lose weight, Doctor.' - 'Eat less, then.' - 'I need it to be more complicated than that.' - 'Why?' - 'How can I justify failing if it's that simple, eh?!' - 'Gah. He's breaking me...' -

young mother with a baby being bombarded by advice on parenting from older mothers

Hazmat suit

"I don’t care what you read on social media, I cannot prescribe chocolate mini eggs to help with your weight loss!"

"Whoa, whoa, big guy with all your ‘meaning of life’ mumbo jumbo—I just want my kid to pick up her room."

'Any worldly advice?' 'Yep. Don't get up too quickly.'

'These pamphlets will explain the procedure and these leaflets will explain the pamphlets.'

"Everything is fat-free. So why am I still fat?"

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Your next fattened kid could be your last."

'He had chest pains. A real wake-up call to slow down a bit. Unfortunately, he was on another line and missed it.'

A man opens a medicine cabinet to find a bunch of doctors.

Hints for the Park.

'I've got every disease in this book except hypochondria...'

'Give me some sausages, I want to end it all.'

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'Frankly, the only way to ease your back-pain would be for your rider to go on a diet...'

"I'd like to see you a little taller, and a little younger."

'He's reached his limit with Government health advice.'

'I never thought of that, but child proof containers DO drive up the cost of health care.'

"Does milk help with diarrhea?"

"First, find someone to blame."

"Take one a day."