Health Secretaries Gifts

Health Secretaries claim of 1000 extra GPs ridiculed

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

2021

Copycats

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

vaccine wars.

Out and In.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Storm in the out tray

37 years in the same position.

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Here and There Trays

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"Morning, all!"

Someone who knows apostrophes

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'