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"What we need is an anti-stupidity vaccine"

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

Lifesaver!

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

S.O.S. vaccine

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"

GPs warn against New Year 'fad diets.'

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

"I want you to know that the school board is very pleased with your efforts to make this new budget work."

Vaccine

"The one time it's good to go with the flow."

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

Houdini 2019

'You must be one of Billy Covey's teachers.'

'You waved a white flag?2

Thank You...For Everything You Do.

Double life.

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

'I've tried everything. My skin is still as dry as an elephant's trunk.'

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

How to save the Planet...

"There's some question as to how long we're going to be able to keep the lights on."

"Your business doesn't quite need forensic accounting, but hospice accounting might be in order."

"As an additional torment, our fire and brimstone are fuelled by coal."

"You want to borrow 1.2 million dollars to meet your school district's budget?"

'By distilling this sea water, we now create, every day, 100,000 gallons of detergent-filled drinking water.'

Prisoner of pollution.

"I'm desperate to hold on to our good teachers."

Biden tapes together the Paris Climate Agreement.

Overweight dumb-bells at a Weight Loss Centre having their weights removed

"The only calls not dropped are to your tech support."