Health Savior Mugs

"What we need is an anti-stupidity vaccine"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

Lifesaver!

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

S.O.S. vaccine

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

'We need someone who can turn this company around in a hurry.'

GPs warn against New Year 'fad diets.'

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"

"I want you to know that the school board is very pleased with your efforts to make this new budget work."

"The one time it's good to go with the flow."

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

Vaccine

Houdini 2019

'You must be one of Billy Covey's teachers.'

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

Thank You...For Everything You Do.

'You waved a white flag?2

Double life.

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

'I've tried everything. My skin is still as dry as an elephant's trunk.'

How to save the Planet...

"There's some question as to how long we're going to be able to keep the lights on."

"Your business doesn't quite need forensic accounting, but hospice accounting might be in order."

"You want to borrow 1.2 million dollars to meet your school district's budget?"

"As an additional torment, our fire and brimstone are fuelled by coal."

'By distilling this sea water, we now create, every day, 100,000 gallons of detergent-filled drinking water.'

Prisoner of pollution.

"I'm desperate to hold on to our good teachers."

Biden tapes together the Paris Climate Agreement.

Overweight dumb-bells at a Weight Loss Centre having their weights removed