Health Precautionist Gifts

'And when you taught my client to fish, instead of giving him one, did you ever stop to consider that he might be allergic to seafood!'

The new normal

Coronavirus Sisyphys

Sputnik V

Preventive medicine.

S.O.S. vaccine

Vaccine shortage in Europe

GPs warn against New Year 'fad diets.'

"To play it safe, I still take one aspirin every other day."

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

Flu Shot

"I was able to get in one last lecture about diet and exercise."

'Is your house baby-proofed?'

Nobody move.

No caption (A large nesting doll is shown wearing a mask. There are various descending sizes of masks hanging on hooks on the wall).

"I think the Church is taking this flu thing a little too seriously."

A light after vaccination

Restaurant Hygiene

Covid Games

Eggs Quarantine

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

Have you had your flu shot yet?

"There we go. How’d that feel, Frank? … Frank? … Mr. Blume? Oh, no."

Attacking COVID

'I'm afraid there's not much I can do for you now. You should've come in sooner, before you got sick.'

'I only sneezed because I have hay fever.'

'My gosh! My blood pressure is off the chart, my blood sugar is a mess, and my cholesterol is twice what it shoudl be! How could it get any worse?' 'Then you haven't told him about his prostate...'

The other pandmeic - femicide... It has to stop."

Vaccine Balancing Act

Cost/Value

Flu pandemic precautions

Mantra For 2022

Asbestos Clean-up

"60 feet 6 inches oughta be fine.", "666 feet if you really want to be safe."

"Well, it's worked out cheaper and safer, just to move in here!"