Health Insurance Harpist Gifts

'There's been unexpected complications involving your husband's bill.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Cycling with a harp case

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Dog on a harp

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Supply was out of harps.

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

Johann Sebastian Bark.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Fine - which five-hour ballad of my adventures do you want to hear?"

'The only reason the cat stays is he's deaf as a post.'

Patients with HMO dread anesthesia.

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

'Now you tell me that you're only a doctor of music!'

Boxing with your harp

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

Smashed harp...

'Says here that you broke your tooth while eating a human. Sorry sir, but accidents that happen during 'food-for-fun' are not covered under your dental plan.'

Viking woman with long hair playing a harp.

"Wait a minute - you want me to play the harp??! You don't have karaoke up here? Then why are you calling it 'paradise?'"

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

CITY CLINIC, 'What do we do in a case like this? -- He's sick because he swallowed his insurance card.'

"Where've you been Haydn?"

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

Spider harpist.

Whale Music

'But how did you lose your harp?'

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."