Harpist Hopeful Gifts

Really? Your biggest concern is that you wasted lost of money on harp lessons? Entrance.

Cycling with a harp case

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Dog on a harp

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

Harps and Embroidery.

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

"She gets her musical ability from me."

Supply was out of harps.

"Fine - which five-hour ballad of my adventures do you want to hear?"

'The only reason the cat stays is he's deaf as a post.'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

"Wow, Gracie...you have a lot of music in you."

Boxing with your harp

"No-chance the rapper"

Smashed harp...

Viking woman with long hair playing a harp.

"Wait a minute - you want me to play the harp??! You don't have karaoke up here? Then why are you calling it 'paradise?'"

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

Spider harpist.

Cat on the Harp

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

Whale Music

'But how did you lose your harp?'

'The worst thing about being armless is, I'll never play guitar and become a rock star.'

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."