Harpist Hopeful T-Shirts

Cycling with a harp case

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Dog on a harp

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

Harps and Embroidery.

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Supply was out of harps.

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

"Fine - which five-hour ballad of my adventures do you want to hear?"

'The only reason the cat stays is he's deaf as a post.'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

"No-chance the rapper"

Boxing with your harp

Smashed harp...

Viking woman with long hair playing a harp.

"Wait a minute - you want me to play the harp??! You don't have karaoke up here? Then why are you calling it 'paradise?'"

Spider harpist.

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

Cat on the Harp

Mermaid and music

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

'The worst thing about being armless is, I'll never play guitar and become a rock star.'

Whale Music