Health Insurance Gamer Gifts

"Alrighty, let's work out that copay."

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

"Unfortunately there's no HMO for what you have"

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

Medicare: More is Better!

Patients with HMO dread anesthesia.

"The doctor recommends payment in advance. A person in your condition doesn't need to be worried about bills."

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

'Says here that you broke your tooth while eating a human. Sorry sir, but accidents that happen during 'food-for-fun' are not covered under your dental plan.'

'I'm afraid neither your insurance nor your immune system will cover it.'

'The good news is you're no longer in denial. The bad news is your health insurance is.'

CITY CLINIC, 'What do we do in a case like this? -- He's sick because he swallowed his insurance card.'

"And remember, kid, you've got Blue Cross."

"Will Obamacare cover my blabbermouthing?"

"Robyn Dixon got remarried!!!"

Dr Obama

"Doctor, does my policy cover little sharp arrows?!"

'The best part - it has health coverage.'

"Sir, any pre-existing illnesses?" "Yes, brain damage from trying to read all the small print."

'It didn't make sense until I conferred with your financial planner.'

'Under my health plan, alternative medicine, including placebos and hypochondria remedies will be covered.'

"Umbrella, chair, sunscreen - all paid for by my Silver Flip Flops health insurance program."

I'll need the tweezers. It looks like Mr. Fosgitt here is paying through the nose for his health insurance.

How the Obamacare exchanges will work.

Mental Telepathy Video Games.

'I'm just praying that your financial condition isn't contagious.'

"You're not going to believe this, but some of them are making computer games of their OWN!"

"The police want to ask you a few questions about where you get such good health insurance at such an affordable rate."

"If it's any consolation, the money we earn from private patients is helping keep you while you're on the waiting list."

'I hope these make you feel better, because they're all you're getting.'

'All this cutting edge diagnostic imaging equipment and we still can't see through all of these new ACA requirements!'

'We're introducing a LARGE new dental plan.'

"This medication may interact with paying your rent and being able to afford cable."