Health Guru With A Sweet Tooth Gifts

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

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'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'

"Cupcakes for the judge? You're new here, aren't you?"

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

'I was able to neutralize the stress hormone using chocolate.'

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

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"I found this fabulous new shop."

'We're out of sugar pills, so I'm giving you some M&M's.'

'It's not that he eats between meals -- it's that his meals overlap.'

'Floor it, Mom!'

'I just read that in order to get the same benefit as lab mice got from taking resveratrol, you'd have to drink 1,000 bottles of wine per day. For you, that would mean cutting back.'

"Of course our products are absolutely safe!

'You can eat whatever you like on this diet, and here's a list of whatever you like.'

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

'It's the 'start tomorrow' diet. I've stuck to it religiously for 12 years.'

'I don't care what anyone says! This is really hard work!'

'You're too late - a bear with a sweet toorh ate me out of house and home.'

It's the same dessert but because of its antioxidants, we call it Life by Chocolate."

'Do red sweaters have that carcinogenic red dye #2 in them?'

"Crunch gym"

'I love me. . . I love me not!'