Health Guru With A Sweet Tooth Gifts

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

Free Range Chickens

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

"Cupcakes for the judge? You're new here, aren't you?"

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

'I was able to neutralize the stress hormone using chocolate.'

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

"I found this fabulous new shop."

'It's not that he eats between meals -- it's that his meals overlap.'

Workout Calendar

'Floor it, Mom!'

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

"Of course our products are absolutely safe!

'You can eat whatever you like on this diet, and here's a list of whatever you like.'

'I don't care what anyone says! This is really hard work!'

'It's the 'start tomorrow' diet. I've stuck to it religiously for 12 years.'

'You're too late - a bear with a sweet toorh ate me out of house and home.'

It's the same dessert but because of its antioxidants, we call it Life by Chocolate."

'I love me. . . I love me not!'

'He'll eat green vegetables... but only with chocolate syrup on them.'

"Crunch gym"

The online exercise class was going rather well.