Health Freak Gifts

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

'Stick to your diet or our talking scale will rat you out!'

"You're too sedentary."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'Is this still America?'

HELLth Food Sprouts

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

Valleyview diet clinic

'I believe we got your blood pressure back up to normal.'

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

Attack of the 'health' foods

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Witch has Exorcise Video.

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

Cuba detected a variant of HIV

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

So, have you had this 'human flu' yet?

"I think it says 'courgettes'."

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

Patient sees smiling doctor and mean-looking doctor: 'Oh, I get it ? it's the old good cholesterol/bad cholesterol routine.'

'Hundreds of years of medical progress, and all you can tell me to do is eat less?'

I'll take this one here.