Health Fanatics Gifts

"You'd tell me if I was genetically modified?"

"If I were you, I'd put a new hairstyle way way down your list of New Year's Resolutions."

"To play it safe, I still take one aspirin every other day."

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

In the Guru District

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

"Your contents have shifted."

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Muscles

Turn, turn and turn.

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

Yearbook

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Monica Seles