Health Fanatic Gifts

"On the other hand, he never takes a sick day."

"You know, Burkhart, if you're so damn afraid of the flu maybe you should just stay home."

Cold and Flu Medication.

Diet Food...& lots of it

"I am, of course, quite fit, or, if you prefer, quite extraordinarily fit, but I wouldn't say I was 'perfectly fit.'"

'We breathe oxygen in the daytime, what do we breathe at night?' 'Nitrogen.'

'Antioxidants! Antioxidants!'

"It's mineral water, sir - of course there are rocks and sand in it."

'It's radical but it just might work!'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'Are you sure you can convert this into a Health Food Bistro?'

Man drinking lots of water

'You're getting me into great physical shape, but terrible financial shape!'

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

I'll take this one here.

Gym. A fitter you in 2017. Biting off more than I can chew isn't the problem --- It's biting off more than I can work off.

'Hundreds of years of medical progress, and all you can tell me to do is eat less?'

"The important thing is to stay hydrated."

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

'I'm following a new revolutionary diet!'

Dairy godmother

The New Anti-Spittle and Germ Protection Device for Birthday Cakes.

'Don't mind my husband, he just wants to be 65!'

Health Food Store: New Diet Water

Tommy John Surgery.

'Shhhhh!!! I'm anticipating the pandemic!!!'

'That band measures brain activety. When you put it on so tight that you pass out, it indicates low brain activety.'

Hillary's Daily Exercise Routine

'He assaulted you with pop corn?'

"I'd like to run some tests."

"keeping him in that sterile bubble may be awkward, but at least he won't catch the flu."

"I'm not saying you have to give them up entirely, but you need to eat your young in moderation."

"I'm going to have to cancel our workout. My Fitbit stopped working."

"I think it would be easier just to stop eating."

Food Uncertainty