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"You'd tell me if I was genetically modified?"

"If I were you, I'd put a new hairstyle way way down your list of New Year's Resolutions."

"To play it safe, I still take one aspirin every other day."

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

In the Guru District

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Portrait of a Lady"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

"Your contents have shifted."

Turn, turn and turn.

Muscles

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

Yearbook

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Studies show foods work miracles!

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"We're exclusively delts."