Health-focused Parents Pillows

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'The doctor said oily fish was good for his brain development.'

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

Baby Footballer

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"I don't care what Siri said. Wheaty Puffs are good for you, so eat them up."

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

'Haven't you heard that hypernutrition in the first years can lead to obesity in later life.'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

The Ultrasound.

"What did you learn in school today that I'd object to?"

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

'Cool snack, Tommy! My folks are into health foods too!'

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

We only give him smartwater.

"I'm not sure our family's ready for kombucha, hon."

"We have big news!"

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

"Mind if I shoot through?"

". . .What's this world coming to?"

Children playing in the street

'How do you block the kids from objectionable internet content? I found a bookmark called,'DriveYourParentsInsane'.'