Health-conscious Parents Pillows

"Don't you think we should do like the opthalmologist asked,and move him back from the television set?"

"I'm not sure our family's ready for kombucha, hon."

'Mom, can I have pizza for breakfast?'

"I don't know if the fish oils have helped with his concentration. . . but they've certainly helped keep the fly population down!"

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'The doctor said oily fish was good for his brain development.'

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

Running

Wash your hands

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

"I didn't ask to be made with seventeen grams of fat."

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

Baby Footballer

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

The Ultrasound.

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

'Haven't you heard that hypernutrition in the first years can lead to obesity in later life.'

"Spring is in the air but it's December in my ABS."

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

"What did you learn in school today that I'd object to?"