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I just watched a documentary about the dangers of drinking and it petrified me. No more TV for me!

Be Healthy

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

'Fitness guru.'

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Hey germ, pick on someone your own size."

Earth and the Coronavirus

Dieting Motivation.

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

The NHS begins using outside contractors for routine operations.

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

Covid Vaccine

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

A tessellation of running figures.

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

'I guess I don't need to ask how your new hip is working out.'