Health Documentary Enthusiast Mugs

I just watched a documentary about the dangers of drinking and it petrified me. No more TV for me!

Be Healthy

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

'Fitness guru.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Hey germ, pick on someone your own size."

Earth and the Coronavirus

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Dieting Motivation.

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Fahrenheit 911.

The NHS begins using outside contractors for routine operations.

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

Covid Vaccine

A typical Monday. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs! South Pole Penguin Love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

A tessellation of running figures.

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

Finding Bigfoot