Nature Documentary Enthusiast Mugs

'I'm sorry, but I'll have to eat you. . . they're filming a documentary.'

'Do you mind if we switch to the Discovery Channel? There's a wonderful show on migratory habits of gray seals.'

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

The Food Chain

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Live Stream

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Crocodile

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"But what's my motivation?"

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Maria Sibylla Merian

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

"The notches on his tusks? That's the number of rivals my daddy has defeated!"

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

"This is a repeat. See what's on The Bird Channel."

The Hidden World of Desks