Health-conscious Office Dwellers Gifts

"We don't have a gym, Collins. The best I can do is let you do jumping jacks in the supply closet."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

City Boy.

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

Office Ergonomics.

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'We were able to make a quick alliance together because of common insecurities.'

"Word is that since we increased your case load, you've been living at the office."

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

'You weren't here to say no.'

Office Safety.

'Do you think I'd let a run-of-the-mill guy like you,run the mill?'

Healthy and happy workers are productive workers!

'I warned you about eating at your desk. The Board of Health impounded your keyboard.'

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

Executive dog has framed his first bone.

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

Middle Manager

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

-I'm prepared to pay you more if you work hard. -I knew there'd be a catch.

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

'You're putting in too much time at the office when you start to think the cleaning crew as your co-workers.'