Health-conscious Holiday Planner Gifts

'It's not looking good: Christmas is coming and the goose is on the Atkins diet.'

Santa Claus's Mail

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

"First class, or with children?"

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Fight or Flight

Mr. Punch in Venice

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Heading off with a packed bag

Italia tours

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'Let it go, Amy.'

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"